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[[pl: Anal+]]
'''Anal+''' - television network founded ny [[Dr. Owsik Foundation]], managed by [[Anal+ Owsikville S.R.A]].
[[File:LogoAnalPlus.png|200px|thumb|right|Logo]]

==History==
In year 2071 [[YandereDev]], after a long anal sex session with his sex doll, had this idea from his ass to make a television station called Anal+. Since he has good contacts with [[Hubert Franciszek Owsik|Dr. Owsik]], Yan'Dev asked the Foundation for help. Dr. Owsik is a big fan of YandereDev, so he happily helped him out with his idea.

[[File:SprzetAnalPlus.png|200px|thumb|right|How the first Anal+ transmitter looked]]

Dr. Owsik Foundation sent it's minions to the newly established [[Anal+ Owsikville S.R.A]] to record programs for the station, and Dr. Owsik Corporation produced a keyed set-top boxes (because Anal+ is encrypted, you need to pay to watch it) and after building a transmitter from modded OwsikStation 69 console, copper wires, dish (from kitchen), gas powered furnace, washing machine, abacus, Commodore monitor, tape recorder, VCR and mouse, the station broadcasted it's first program, that being 5 hour block of porn featuring YandereDev.

==Packages==
Anal+ channels are available in various packages. They are crafted in a way that they meet needs and interests of all viewers. Current Anal+ packages are:

* Full - most expensive, includes all Anal+ channels!
* Pro - Basic Anal+ channels, and the best ones from all other categories. Most popular.
* Bieda<ref>eng. Poverty</ref> - only the basic channels.
* Ultra Sex - basic channels + porn
* Propaganda - basics + news
* Gaymer - basics + gaming channels!
* Cinema - basics + movie channels.

==Channels==

===Basics===
* Anal+ 1 - all in one, sometimes they'll air something cool, but yeah
* Anal+ 2 - same as 1
* Anal+ News Flash - short news
* Anal+ Soft Porn - do i have to say more?
* Anal+ GPlay - MinecraftGPlay<ref>Polish Minecraft youtuber, used to make cool mod review videos, nowadays he makes brainrot shit</ref> videos 24/7! Perfect for young gamers!
* Anal+ Tureckie Gnioty - Turkish series<ref>those are incredibly popular in Poland, as they air in public TV. and, in fact, they are very popular within old people.</ref> 24/7. Perfect for grandmas!

===Porn===
* Anal+ Vanilla Porn - standard porn, nothing interesting.
* Anal+ Hardcore - hardcore porn for brave people!
* Anal+ Hentai - all kinds of hentai, rule34, etc.
* Anal+ BDSM - live BDSM sessions.

===Informacyjne===
* Anal+ News - full-blown news 24/7.
* Anal+ Meteor<ref>this is a pun refering to old, nowadays nonexistent, Polish weather station - TVN Meteo</ref> - weather forecasts.
* Anal+ Propaganda - news straight from North Korea!
* Anal+ Bis - s t o n k s

===Gaming===
* Anal+ E-szprot<ref>deformed E-Sport</ref> - Owsikville e-sports games.
* Anal+ Hugo - Hugo 24/7! He didn't return to Polsat, instead he returned to us!
* Anal+ Live - livestreams
* Anal+ Telegra - those scam TV games where you have to call <del>and you never succeed at it</del> 

===Filmowe===
* Anal+ Wideło<ref>deformed Video</ref> 1 - all kinds of movies
* Anal+ Wideło 2 - same as 1
* Anal+ Chińskie bajki<ref>eng. Chinese Cartoons</ref> - anime.
* Anal+ Seriale - hits like Klan, Ojciec Mateusz etc.

==Programs==
Anal+, like any TV network, have it's own programs. Here are some of them.

* '''Łapu-Srapu'''<ref>deformed Łapu-Capu, a Polish Canal+ program where they shown mistakes and oopsies from live TV</ref> - program that shows toilet oopsies and more.
* '''Chłopaki nie walą'''<ref>deformed Chłopaki nie płaczą, a Polish comedy. Also, "nie walą" is refering to sentence "walić konia", literally "beating horse", which in Polish means the same thing as "beating your meat"</ref> - drama showing life of people trying to quit masturbation.
* '''Wszystko gnije'''<ref>eng. Everything Rots. i don't remember what show this referenced.</ref> - comedy showing obsession with eating rotten stuff.
* '''Księżniczka Brzoskwinia i Dr. Owsik'''<ref>eng. Princess Peach and Dr. Owsik. "Peach" used here literally, as in fruit.</ref> - a kids show, showing adventures of Princess Peach with her boyfriend, Dr. Owsik. 
'''YandereDev Hot Sex Tape''' - program produced since establishment of Anal+ in 2071, aired only after midnight hot porn tape with YandereDev.

==How to receive==
Anal+ is available only in Owsikville. To receive it, you need a special set-top box powered by a hamster nad using kitchen dish with an antenna. You can order such box by calling the universal Dr. Owsik Foundation phone number: 0700 880 717<ref>this phone number is referenced all around the Owsikverse, and it's actually old, now (AFAIK) defunct line where you could order some bitches. Literally.</ref>
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With such box you'll get a key, required to decrypt the channels. Depending on your package, it will be colored:
* orange - Full
* black - Pro
* white - Bieda
* pink - Ultra Sex
* red - Propaganda
* green - Gaymer
* blue - Cinema

==References==