Anal+
Anal+ - television network founded ny Dr. Owsik Foundation, managed by Anal+ Owsikville S.R.A.
History
In year 2071 YandereDev, after a long anal sex session with his sex doll, had this idea from his ass to make a television station called Anal+. Since he has good contacts with Dr. Owsik, Yan'Dev asked the Foundation for help. Dr. Owsik is a big fan of YandereDev, so he happily helped him out with his idea.
Dr. Owsik Foundation sent it's minions to the newly established Anal+ Owsikville S.R.A to record programs for the station, and Dr. Owsik Corporation produced a keyed set-top boxes (because Anal+ is encrypted, you need to pay to watch it) and after building a transmitter from modded OwsikStation 69 console, copper wires, dish (from kitchen), gas powered furnace, washing machine, abacus, Commodore monitor, tape recorder, VCR and mouse, the station broadcasted it's first program, that being 5 hour block of porn featuring YandereDev.
Packages
Anal+ channels are available in various packages. They are crafted in a way that they meet needs and interests of all viewers. Current Anal+ packages are:
- Full - most expensive, includes all Anal+ channels!
- Pro - Basic Anal+ channels, and the best ones from all other categories. Most popular.
- Bieda[1] - only the basic channels.
- Ultra Sex - basic channels + porn
- Propaganda - basics + news
- Gaymer - basics + gaming channels!
- Cinema - basics + movie channels.
Channels
Basics
- Anal+ 1 - all in one, sometimes they'll air something cool, but yeah
- Anal+ 2 - same as 1
- Anal+ News Flash - short news
- Anal+ Soft Porn - do i have to say more?
- Anal+ GPlay - MinecraftGPlay[2] videos 24/7! Perfect for young gamers!
- Anal+ Tureckie Gnioty - Turkish series[3] 24/7. Perfect for grandmas!
Porn
- Anal+ Vanilla Porn - standard porn, nothing interesting.
- Anal+ Hardcore - hardcore porn for brave people!
- Anal+ Hentai - all kinds of hentai, rule34, etc.
- Anal+ BDSM - live BDSM sessions.
Informacyjne
- Anal+ News - full-blown news 24/7.
- Anal+ Meteor[4] - weather forecasts.
- Anal+ Propaganda - news straight from North Korea!
- Anal+ Bis - s t o n k s
Gaming
- Anal+ E-szprot[5] - Owsikville e-sports games.
- Anal+ Hugo - Hugo 24/7! He didn't return to Polsat, instead he returned to us!
- Anal+ Live - livestreams
- Anal+ Telegra - those scam TV games where you have to call
and you never succeed at it
Filmowe
- Anal+ Wideło[6] 1 - all kinds of movies
- Anal+ Wideło 2 - same as 1
- Anal+ Chińskie bajki[7] - anime.
- Anal+ Seriale - hits like Klan, Ojciec Mateusz etc.
Programs
Anal+, like any TV network, have it's own programs. Here are some of them.
- Łapu-Srapu[8] - program that shows toilet oopsies and more.
- Chłopaki nie walą[9] - drama showing life of people trying to quit masturbation.
- Wszystko gnije[10] - comedy showing obsession with eating rotten stuff.
- Księżniczka Brzoskwinia i Dr. Owsik[11] - a kids show, showing adventures of Princess Peach with her boyfriend, Dr. Owsik.
YandereDev Hot Sex Tape - program produced since establishment of Anal+ in 2071, aired only after midnight hot porn tape with YandereDev.
How to receive
Anal+ is available only in Owsikville. To receive it, you need a special set-top box powered by a hamster nad using kitchen dish with an antenna. You can order such box by calling the universal Dr. Owsik Foundation phone number: 0700 880 717[12]
With such box you'll get a key, required to decrypt the channels. Depending on your package, it will be colored:
- orange - Full
- black - Pro
- white - Bieda
- pink - Ultra Sex
- red - Propaganda
- green - Gaymer
- blue - Cinema
References
- ↑ eng. Poverty
- ↑ Polish Minecraft youtuber, used to make cool mod review videos, nowadays he makes brainrot shit
- ↑ those are incredibly popular in Poland, as they air in public TV. and, in fact, they are very popular within old people.
- ↑ this is a pun refering to old, nowadays nonexistent, Polish weather station - TVN Meteo
- ↑ deformed E-Sport
- ↑ deformed Video
- ↑ eng. Chinese Cartoons
- ↑ deformed Łapu-Capu, a Polish Canal+ program where they shown mistakes and oopsies from live TV
- ↑ deformed Chłopaki nie płaczą, a Polish comedy. Also, "nie walą" is refering to sentence "walić konia", literally "beating horse", which in Polish means the same thing as "beating your meat"
- ↑ eng. Everything Rots. i don't remember what show this referenced.
- ↑ eng. Princess Peach and Dr. Owsik. "Peach" used here literally, as in fruit.
- ↑ this phone number is referenced all around the Owsikverse, and it's actually old, now (AFAIK) defunct line where you could order some bitches. Literally.
